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Dopey Joe's first diplomatic triumph

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Well Dopey Joe didn't fall over during the first debate, nor did he crap himself onstage as did his good buddy Gerry Nadler, nor did he come out with one of his specials, like saying 200 million Americans have died of Covid-19. Or asking his supporters to vote for Trump. Yes, the bar was low. So low that his supporters have seized on his telling a sitting President to 'shut up' as a triumph. They're even getting sweatshirts made up to celebrate this achievement apparently.

Joe has of course an unalloyed record of gaffes and failures, which nonetheless enabled him to fail upwards throughout his career. I remember being amused many years ago when the then Vice-President took it upon himself to improve Chinese-American relations. Selling out American manufacturing to them wasn't enough, Joe wanted more. And he had a plan. Bring over a team of ghetto thugs from DC to play basketball against the locals.

With predictable results. Anyone with the remotest knowledge of the Chinese people – which obviously excludes Joe and his team of expert advisors – knows that they hate and despise blacks. They, like the Indians, operate a rigid pigmentocracy, pale at the top, dark at the bottom. As Nature intended. You can therefore imagine the Chinese team's reaction when they ran onto the court and found the ‘American’ team to be made up entirely of the despised ones. Things were niggly (ahem) from early on, apparently, and boiled over when one the Georgetown players kicked a chink. Cue for the locals to explode into action and administer a good whacking to the thugs.

Now I'm not saying who’s to blame for the fracas although it must have been the 'hood rats. I have two points really. First, as I said, how daft was it of Joe to send a team of blacks to China to foster sporting relations? The second was the way the thugs responded. It seems to me that a group of non-blacks fighting back, vigorously, took them completely by surprise. They were too used to 5:1 odds in beating up defenseless whites back home without retaliation. They ended up fleeing the arena without even finishing the game (or the fight). A happy ending.

Can’t wait for the day the Chinese take over Africa. The locals will pray for whitey’s return.



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