But joyous tidings. He'll serve his time at Otisville prison just down the road from his home. According to CNN, The Most Trusted Name In Fake News, Otisville is a popular destination for Jewish convicts due to the accessibility to weekly Shabbat Services and a Rabbi, making Otisville unique in the federal prison system. IT serves kosher foods such as matzah ball soup, gefilte fish and rugelach. Larry Levine, who served an 11-year sentence in 10 different prisons said that FCI Otisville is “federal Jewish heaven. It holds Shabbat dinners and Passover seders. Additionally it has a range of recreation facilities that would put a 5-Star hotel to shame.
In fact a confidential source was able to smuggle out some pictures of the establishment.
Punishment Cell
High-Security Unit
Michael, our thoughts and prayers are with you.