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The perils of blending

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This from Nilus, popular commentator and ace jewdar sleuth in the comment section of the previous post: "Tell me there's not an Irishman that could watch this and not get furious". Well nilus here's one Irishman who got seriously furious, suffused with a cold anger. He was referring to a series of ads running for Tullamore Dew blended Irish whiskey (here and here). No surprise that they're straight out of the Great Book Of Diversity Cliches.

Authoritative-Black-Female walks out on Mewling-White-Beta boyfriend contemptuously dismissing the 'Irish' on her way. This of course is most certainly not racist, just cute. Cut to panel of typical Irish bar-flies, White-guy, Black-guy, Asian-guy to whom Mewling-White-Beta spouts stage Oirish 'poetry' (the Oirish are all poets you know) as he mourns the loss of his magic negress. Then, in a stunning demonstration of their Irishness the mystery meat barflies break into a heartfelt rendition of 'Danny Boy'. See, they're just as Irish as any of us!

Which leads me to my first question. If blacks and Asians (and by inference anybody else roosting here) can be authentically Irish then what does being Irish mean?  Prior to the very recent immivasion the Irish gene pool was made up virtually 100% of Celts, Anglo-Saxons, Vikings and Normans. This blending over a thousand years and more gave us the characteristics that today define Irishness, the memes the company deploys to hype its products while portraying typical Irish barflies as multiracial hybrids. Inconsistency?

Then we come to the central dilemma of diversity: We're bombarded day and night with the manifold (though never explained) benefits and joys of diversity. Yet the race-mixing that they promote with equal enthusiasm will logically lead to the elimination of diversity as we all become coffee-coloured mongrels. Indeed Tullamore Dew lay great emphasis on the subtle blending that's gone into the development of their products. So they'd be the first to admit that should some naughty employee drop a juicy turd into the whiskey vat some night the blend might suffer somewhat.  Indeed. Point being, blending can make something worse or better whether you're making whiskey or making a nation. As one commentator put it "a successful blend needs to be poured slowly, be well thought out, with ingredients that complement it and improve it, whilst staying true to it's natural character. "

In conclusion I reiterate my cold bitterness towards those who develop and publish the traitorous bilge that these ads represent. 
Frank Galton reveals that the ad campaign was developed by NY agency (((Opperman Weiss).

Every.....fucking.....time.

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