Initial reaction: Fifty carpet munchers bite the dust. But then I realised that carpet munchers must do that all the time.
Presidential Election Impact: All the victims, being perverts of every hue, were probably going to vote for the corrupt, murdering, hairy-toed lesbian. And the shooter was a Registered Democrat. Net bonus for Donald.
Media spin: Shift focus from immigration and the Religion of Peace to gun control. Do what Reddit is now doing and close off comments. Try somehow to shift some of the blame onto Russia, cite Putin's anti-gay agenda and how it must have influenced the shooter. Commission yet another mockumentary on Emmet Till.
Presidential response: A Kenyan Muslim, displaying all the emotion of a robot, will read from an autocue expressing his deep regret, that 'my prayers are with the families of the voctims' and most important of all, the need to avoid Islamophobia.
The Security State: Trillions spent on an alphabet soup of intelligence agencies, social media giants spying on citizens, an avalanche of liberty-destroying legislation - for our own protection, you understand - yet this 'state authorized armed security guard' can still do what he did.
The Anti-White Alliance: The inherent strains of this unholy alliance are coming to the fore. Now it's homos versus ragheads, a conflict which happily can only grow, Hispanics and blacks are already going at it, and as things worsen the spotlight is sure to flicker over to..... (((them))).
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Presidential Election Impact: All the victims, being perverts of every hue, were probably going to vote for the corrupt, murdering, hairy-toed lesbian. And the shooter was a Registered Democrat. Net bonus for Donald.
Media spin: Shift focus from immigration and the Religion of Peace to gun control. Do what Reddit is now doing and close off comments. Try somehow to shift some of the blame onto Russia, cite Putin's anti-gay agenda and how it must have influenced the shooter. Commission yet another mockumentary on Emmet Till.
Presidential response: A Kenyan Muslim, displaying all the emotion of a robot, will read from an autocue expressing his deep regret, that 'my prayers are with the families of the voctims' and most important of all, the need to avoid Islamophobia.
The Security State: Trillions spent on an alphabet soup of intelligence agencies, social media giants spying on citizens, an avalanche of liberty-destroying legislation - for our own protection, you understand - yet this 'state authorized armed security guard' can still do what he did.
The Anti-White Alliance: The inherent strains of this unholy alliance are coming to the fore. Now it's homos versus ragheads, a conflict which happily can only grow, Hispanics and blacks are already going at it, and as things worsen the spotlight is sure to flicker over to..... (((them))).
Finally.....So a Muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll it be?”
“Shots for everyone.”